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[I guess, warnings for mentions of sex, and much silliness]

There's this pic of Sam and Dean, then and now.
Now I looked at it again, and it's - that's definitely not the story here.
This is Dean chatting with Sam, then "Dude! How fast *does* your hair grow?"
And it has, it's grown in the past few seconds - Dean remembers that when he was describing that waitress' tits Sam pushed it behind his ear, pretending he wasn't interested in the story, and the strands rested on the shell of his ear, Dean wondered whether they tickled. And now that they were down to the morning blowjob she gave Dean, Sam's hair was almost down to his shoulders!
"I swear I'm gonna cut that thing off in your sleep one night, Sammy".

Question is, is Sam's hair really growing that fast? And like twice a day Dean gets to/has to cut it off at gas stop bathrooms or in the woods, leaving generic material all over the place, just to enable them to hunt?
Or does Dean just talk about sex very elaborately?
I say it's probably some witch who heard Dean bitching about the length of Sammy'
s hair :-)

I know the only person who still lives at CanonLand is Jensen, but do you realize that according to canon, Dean may not have had sex in about two years now? Not since the incident with the one nigh stand, iinm. Sure scared him straight nm.

On an unrelated note -
Today I summarized almost 11 articles (almost so). Because I am insane. Or the deadline is, really. Tomorrow I have two more articles, a book, and two chapters from larger works to go through (hopefully the chapters are short and good), then write it all nicely, add citations, send it off, make corrections. Ahhh. Trying not to watch the gag reel till it's over, and hoping not to get spoilers yet :)

Went through yelling at an article "Be more interesting! You can do it! Please?".
One of the people who wrote three of the articles is called Cass. I amuse myself with all the things Cass has to say about the homosexual identity. Hey, huge amount of work, I'll take that little pleasure.
Huh, that was almost 18 hours of work, now.

People I owe answers to - Sorry! I'm getting there!