I amuse myself
May. 19th, 2014 11:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
citrus_java[I guess, warnings for mentions of sex, and much silliness]
There's this pic of Sam and Dean, then and now.
Now I looked at it again, and it's - that's definitely not the story here.
This is Dean chatting with Sam, then "Dude! How fast *does* your hair grow?"
And it has, it's grown in the past few seconds - Dean remembers that when he was describing that waitress' tits Sam pushed it behind his ear, pretending he wasn't interested in the story, and the strands rested on the shell of his ear, Dean wondered whether they tickled. And now that they were down to the morning blowjob she gave Dean, Sam's hair was almost down to his shoulders!
"I swear I'm gonna cut that thing off in your sleep one night, Sammy".
Question is, is Sam's hair really growing that fast? And like twice a day Dean gets to/has to cut it off at gas stop bathrooms or in the woods, leaving generic material all over the place, just to enable them to hunt?
Or does Dean just talk about sex very elaborately?
I say it's probably some witch who heard Dean bitching about the length of Sammy'
s hair :-)
There's this pic of Sam and Dean, then and now.
Now I looked at it again, and it's - that's definitely not the story here.
This is Dean chatting with Sam, then "Dude! How fast *does* your hair grow?"
And it has, it's grown in the past few seconds - Dean remembers that when he was describing that waitress' tits Sam pushed it behind his ear, pretending he wasn't interested in the story, and the strands rested on the shell of his ear, Dean wondered whether they tickled. And now that they were down to the morning blowjob she gave Dean, Sam's hair was almost down to his shoulders!
"I swear I'm gonna cut that thing off in your sleep one night, Sammy".
Question is, is Sam's hair really growing that fast? And like twice a day Dean gets to/has to cut it off at gas stop bathrooms or in the woods, leaving generic material all over the place, just to enable them to hunt?
Or does Dean just talk about sex very elaborately?
I say it's probably some witch who heard Dean bitching about the length of Sammy'
s hair :-)
