For #2: This sounds fun! :) This picture makes it look a lot cleaner than it is, but my kitchen is a shitshow right now. That's my lunch on the stove, in a pan that hasn't been washed in a month because I'm pretending it's cast-iron even though it's not, on a stove that seriously needs a scrubdown, by an unwashed dish and a morbid-looking cutting board (I swear the red is from strawberries!). The floor is basically made of dirt and leaves and beets at this point. /O\



To continue the trend:

Because I'm super imaginative, a picture or description of the cleanest place in your (whoever's replying to this--CJ or another guest) home, or Jess's home, or the Cole Trenton residence.